Life Cycle

I think the life cycle is all backwards

You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then,
when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and then,

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
in spa-like conditions......central heating, room service on tap,
larger quarters every day,

and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

lol

Bob comes home to find his girflfriend packing her bags. He asks her where she's going, and she replies angrily, "I'm leaving you because everyone's talking about how you're a pedophile!"

Bob stares in amazement and says, "Pedophile, eh? That's a mighty big word for a 12-year-old!""